Impero di Gates Bill

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L'Impero di Bill Gates, detto anche L'Impero del Signore dei Cancelli e Finestre o anche OS Windoom (Regno di OS), confina a nord con il villaggio globale ed a ovest con il Monopòli.

Per il momento è in commercio solo la versione 1.0, venduta assieme al pacchetto OS Winsozz.

Microsoft Gates Bill's Empire version 1.0

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CONTENTS

0. SUBMITTING TO EMPEROR 
1. SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
  1.1  Minimum System Requirements
2. FREQUENT TROUBLESHOOTING
3. NEURO-CARD ISSUES
  3.1  Neuro-Card Drivers and Manufacturers
  3.2  Specific Neuro-Card Issues
  3.3  General Neuro-Card Issues
4. SLOT CARD ISSUES
5. LIFEPLAY NOTES
  5.1  Joystick, Keyboard, and Mind Controls
  5.2  Single/Married life
  5.3  Escaping Games
  5.4  Rules
6. ADDITIONAL FEATURES
7. THE POWER SYSTEM
  9.1  Power Management
  9.2  Level of Tyranny
  9.2  Global Strategies
  9.3  Intelligence Absorption